Category:AZFBA

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The Arizona F-Body Association.

Started by infamous debunked racecar driver Matthew Verbin, AZFBA was a pet project to swindle money, boost perception of true height and sway opinions of sexuality. Starting with nothing more than a broken down rusted Ford Pinto in which he pulled from a scrap yard, Matthew using his skills of Photoshop, Fiberglass and Spray Paint transformed a rusted relic into a façade known as Verb’s Camaro. His philosophy stood; as long as no one saw him in real life, the keyboard could be his Commando. 2005 ushered in the crumbling of this virtual empire when his 5'2" stance and counterfeit life came into the public eye.

University of Arizona Campus Police answering a complaint found Verbin hiding in the bathroom of a room littered with sex toys, drugs and assosiated parafinailia. Shortly after being charged, within weeks he was back on the radar after being seen by police disgarding a plastic baggie containing drugs and trying to hide a marijuana pipe. Then after being evicted from his parent’s house in Scottsdale Arizona, Matthew had nowhere to turn. He soon found himself in the deepest, darkest period of his small life. Illuminated by the light from his Tandy computer screen, he stayed awake for days on end writing emails to the ‘Fat-Cats’ about the global positioning of what he titled "I-KEC".

In 2007, new ownership of AZFBA took office in an attempt to resurrect 'the club that could have been'. So far, history has shown that it has been more of a corporate venture still aimed at deceitful business practices. Legitimate businesses have been spurned to usher in fly-by-night enterprises by self appointed board members to make a quick buck. The dirt is out on AZFBA and consensus concludes buyer beware.

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